Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, September 19, 2016

Do All Angels Fly?

A 5 year old girl asked her Mother
''Mummy do all angels fly''?
Her mother replied , ''yes..... they do and why do you ask''?
The girl said, ''when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid 'My Angel'. Mummy will she fly?
Mummy replied......... ''Yes dear! She will fly back to her Village tomorrow and she will never return again.

#copied

Friday, April 6, 2012

It Takes An Italian Man To Make A Woman Feel Like A Woman…



On A Recent Transatlantic Flight, A Plane Passes Through A Severe Storm. The
Turbulence Is Awful, And Things Go From Bad To Worse When One Wing Is Struck
By Lightning. One Woman In Particular Loses It.

Screaming, She Stands Up In The Front Of The Plane. “I’m Too Young To Die,” She
Wails. Then She Yells, “Well, If I’m Going To Die, I Want My Last Minutes On
Earth To Be Memorable! Is There ANYONE On This Plane Who Can Make Me Feel Like
A WOMAN?”

For A Moment There Is Silence.. Everyone Has Forgotten Their Own Peril. They All
Stared, Riveted, At The Desperate Woman In The Front Of The Plane.

Then An Italian Man Stands Up In The Rear Of The Plane. He Is Gorgeous : Tall,
Well Built, With Dark Brown Hair And Hazel Eyes.

He Starts To Walk Slowly Up The Aisle,Unbuttoning His Shirt…..One Button At A
Time. ……

No One Moves. ……

He Removes His Shirt. …….

Muscles Ripple Across His Chest. …..

She Gasps………..

He Whispers: …….

“Iron This, And Get Me Something To Eat….”